Poem: I Guess It Was Not In Jane's Mind
I guess it was not in Jane's mind,
To cover her rosy behind.
When I came in that day,
Her lover ran away.
He saw I had an axe to grind.
I guess it was not in Jane's mind,
To return my favors in kind.
When I gave her my ring,
She said “Oh, you sweet thing!”
All that for just one crummy line!!
I guess it was not in Jane's mind,
That her figure was so well defined.
So she went to health clubs,
For health food and back rubs,
Now look; if you do, you'll go blind!!
I guess it was not in Jane's mind,
That her teeth were poorly ....
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